Lindsay Lohan Released From House Arrest

She’s loose in the city! Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest came to an end today after 35 grueling days of sunning herself by the pool and drinking enough kombucha to set off an ankle monitor. Now that she’s been unleashed back onto society, Lindsay can finally get back to shooting commercials and throwing fabulous parties like she did the entire time she was under house arrest. Wait a minute, Lohan seemed to be more successful and well-liked when she was under house arrest than when she was a free woman… To the nearest bougie jewelry store, Lindsay!

While she is free to move about the country, Lindsay Lohan’s community service at the Downtown Women’s Center in L.A. extends further than America’s tolerance for a non-sober Logan. LiLo can still look forward to 480 hours of community service, in addition to a shoplifters alternative class and counseling. Once she’s done with that, Lindsay can go right back to her illustrious career of, um, let’s see…tweeting ads for the National Inflation Association? Makes wearing that ankle bracelet look down-right dignified.

[Photo: Getty Images]


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